The Big Dog and the Fire Hydrant

Welcome to Back Door Thursday, where the uncensored is celebrated! Tune in every Thursday for a Back Door post from The Original Journal Project. The Back Door is Not Rated.

Photo on 6-25-15 at 11.13 PM

Sometimes you’re the BIG DOG

Sometimes you’re the fire hydrant!


English Humour


Welcome to The Original Journal blog. Thank you for following it. I’ve been asking people to sign my journals for 20 years. See the About page for more details. The constant has always been what I tell people before handing over my  journal — there’s 3 rules:
1. There’s a Front Door (PG-13)
2. There’s a Back Door (Not Rated)
3. There’s no rules.

Welcome to the blog. We’re (the journal and I) happy you found us. Today is Back Door Thursday, where the uncensored is celebrated. The Back Door is in every Original Journal, it’s the opposite of the Front Door. So, today the OJ is sharing an old school entry, from the early days. It’s a double journal entry. Both signed anonymously.

From Coffeestains and Courage Journal
(circa 1999):

English Humour
Your eyes are like spaunes
Every time I look into  them,  my nuts tighten!!
Is that a mirror in your pockets,
or can I simply see myself in your knickers

“Some guys snort for it!
Some guys jab a vein for it!
but all you gotta do is jump.
It’s 100% pure adrenaline”

Jen from Jersey

Jen from Jersey, from "The Greyhound Journal"
Jen from Jersey, from “The Greyhound Journal”

Well I must be crazy for doing this 70 hour trip again but its worth it. Theres no shortage of strange people and stories. It’s about hour 56 for me right now and so I can barely think but Ill be sure to send along some stories of the rest of my trip including Truth or Consequences.

Traveling is a very cool thing — seeing new places, meeting new people. Its all good.


Jen from Jersey